Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok
how to meal plan around an absent husband! hinatas recipe blog
so ladies you know when your hubby just isnt around and it gets sooo hard to plan out your grocery shopping because sometimes he just comes back from work at 10pm and eats through your whole fridge after not being in a room with you for more than 10 minutes for weeks?? hah husbands are so funny but you know thats why i married the guy hes so unpredictable now i know you dont all have access to my secret ingredient the byakugan so i always know when hes gonna come looking for an extra meal and can get out the instant ramen before he even has to look for it now remember its never embarrassing to go store bought from time to time ladies when he doesnt have time for you im sure he wont even notice the difference ! so take the time when hes off on another work trip with his old buddy from the academy who he spent years chasing after and pledged his undying friendship for or something to take a little me time and not ask your therapist if you have been living a lie and instead cook up a nice big meal so he will remember what hes missing!! have fun ladies and remember divorce is for quitters!
The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.
Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh
The Creature: fym nuh-uh?
Ever wanted to trade a knit hat for a necklace? Maybe the other way round? This page is a (small) attempt at trying to set those up! I'm trying to help crafty people find each other so everyone gets cool art - art trades make the world a more fun place, and it's always a great excuse to spend more time on a new piece. Would appreciate reblogs for reach!
I’ve never made a meme before, but everyone is raving about this angler fish so I decided to add in my input as a bioecologist 🧫
I walk in to naruto’s house kiss him full on the lips make him moan and hinata just keeps knitting crazily as if she is re-knitting the very fabric of her and my pathetic reality
I really don't fuck with the idea of "cishet men being there is a sign of a healthy queer community" and the way it gets touted as a litmus test like "oh but cishet men being there is a good sign for all the closeted trans women." Like okay if you're trying to convince a bunch of trans women that your queer community is safe for them I really don't think you should, even implicitly, be saying "oh don't worry, our queer community is totally inclusive of trans women! That's why we've got cishet men here! Y'all are pretty much the same, right?"
Like, a closeted trans woman is probably going to feel more comfortable in a queer community if she sees a bunch of other trans women who are safe and comfortable, innit?
Going to try one of these
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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING
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Forgot my password for my OG account :( I mean I'll remember it eventually, but still.
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