As my father was emotionally unavailable to me at times, i have decided to honor his memory and find comfort in the knowledge of parenting he’s left me by taking things a step further by not only being emotionally unavailable for my daughter, but also physically.
Would itachi be proud?
(looks up from the toilet lid where i’ve snorted crack cocaine) Wha....Itachi? (Chuckles, wiping my nose) I hope so...I’ve become Konoha’s—excuse me—(I finish off the rest of the gathered cocaine)I’ve become Konoha’s shadow kage. Its protector. Just like he wanted 💕
my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time
I walk in to naruto’s house kiss him full on the lips make him moan and hinata just keeps knitting crazily as if she is re-knitting the very fabric of her and my pathetic reality
The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.
Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh
The Creature: fym nuh-uh?
The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.
Girl you should have been one of those ancient greek priestess psychics that huffed fumes idr what they're called
i say this at least 3 times a week but i'm curious which post in particular inspired this commetn
Over 6 months in the making (mostly bc procrastination) but I finally compiled my Kanto Gym Leader Magazine series. I love the idea of an in-universe style fashion publication where they all do interviews about their hobbies and stuff
Want something like this for your own OC? My commissions are open!!
Forgot my password for my OG account :( I mean I'll remember it eventually, but still.
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