Writing Timber Is Making These Two So Similar, But Different In Tiny, Distinct Little Details. They're

Writing Timber is making these two so similar, but different in tiny, distinct little details. They're both conspiracy theorists, they're both the most insane person in any room they walk into, they use the cringiest slang, they're just Some GuyTM, they're addicted to Zestis, they're disaster bis, they're troublemakers, they're both magnets to tragedy, they're skater boys but in different ways.

But also:

Tim's first instinct in danger is to use his brain while Bernard's is to use his brawn.

Tim wins in the category of intellectual intelligence but Bernard wins in common sense.

For Tim, subtlety is everything. Bernard's never heard of it though.

Tim constantly has high expectations placed on him and usually manages to rise to the occasion. Bernard is constantly underestimated by everyone around him and that means he can occasionally surprise a couple people.

Bernard yaps a lot and goes on endless tangents about anything and everything. Tim doesn't talk much but he listens to every minuscule detail, and knows exactly how to use it against you when you least expect it.

Tim was that one guy in class who the teacher could not stand but always managed to get straight A's without trying. Bernard was the class clown that got mediocre grades but was surprisingly skilled in things he was passionate about.

Tim's a lot more reserved and calm but can make friends with just about anybody and is surprisingly laidback and snarky once you get to know him. Bernard is loud and annoying and extroverted, but he pulls back when someone gets too close and suddenly they realize he has secrets too.

Tim doesn't usually try to impress anyone romantically but he keeps managing to pull people into his orbit anyway. Bernard will flirt with anyone who breathes and ultimately fail to impress anyone.

They both love looking into mysteries but when Bernard is investigating, the What's New, Scooby Doo? theme is practically playing in the background, while for Tim, it might as well be the theme of Criminal Minds.

Tim seems all chill and put-together until you actually step into his room and wade knee-deep into punk rock dvds and mismatched socks. Bernard is visibly a mess, but he can get his shit together when it comes down to it.

Tim handles a situation by going out to take down a threat, as is the nature of a Bat. Bernard stays to tend to the wounded, because his time is Louis Grieves has scarred him and now he has to make sure what happened to Darla never happens again.

They both think of themselves as a magnet for the trouble and think of each other as a good luck charm that managed to bring the light back into their lives.

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It’s strange whenever someone is a problem you can usually just block them out, exept for when their family. Then your just stuck with them and it’s the worst experience ever. ~Anon

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scarlet-anon

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scarlet-anon

8 years ago

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scarlet-anon

8 months ago

"Tim feels abandoned" "he's being ignored" "tim is jealous of the attention they give damian" "tim is-" tim drake would break out into actual literal hives at the thought of anything resembling an adult monitoring him, he'd starting hissing like a feral cat if Bruce tried to get involved with his business, he'd saw his own arm off if his family tried to demand he checks in more than once a month with heavily coded messages

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scarlet-anon

7 years ago

Things will get better ❤

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8 years ago

Grandma

I have free time right now so I figured I would tell you what’s going on with me at the moment. The main problem is I found out some stuff about my grandmas condition. She hasn’t been doing good lately, and about two weeks ago she was put into the hospital due to heart failure and while I was visiting her she seemed okay and everyone said she would be okay. They kept her for about four days before they released her to go home. From here on I was very uninformed about how she was and her condition, that was until yesterday. No one told me how she was doing, I actully had to easedrop on my mom telling my older brother over the phone. She is back in the hospital and her condition is terrible. They said she’s back because of her heart condition because it’s racing out of control. They said they can’t fix it either because she’s to old and will die in the Surgery so they are hoping it will slow down by itself. Then aparntly when they arived at the hospital she said she was happy to be somewhere she has never been to before….. she had spent four days there not even half a month before. They told her this and it was completely gone from her memory. She’s getting worse everyday and I’m so scared that she won’t be okay. My grandma is the most important person on this planet to me and I don’t want to lose her. How would I even react to that? Secondly my mind has been getting me down alot more lately and I actully caved in because of my anxity. I’m getting bad again. Really bad. ~Anon

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scarlet-anon

8 years ago

Sometimes a guy has to deal with his own shit

So as of lately our shower has been stinky. Like it smells like sewage. Gross I know. So my dad dicided to take a look under the house to see if there was a problem. What he found he wasn't really expecting. The sewage pipe hadn't been attached. So he called our old land lord. Aparently he had forgotten to attach it. What? How do you build a house and forget to connect the sewage pipe? Anyways so my dad dicided he would fix it. Which ended in my dad climbing under the house through all of the sewage to fix it. But you know, sometimes I man has to deal with his own shit. ~Anon

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