*cough*

thank you for the ask btw!!!

im working on a couple wonka fics (i don’t know why i give myself sm to do at one time)

saltburn isn’t for everyone ngl but i absolutely adore it and would recommend!

Hello! How have you been? How has your fic writing been going so far?

hiiiii love!!

i’ve been good! fic writing is going great!

its hard sometimes but super rewarding when i write something i like. i’ve recently been thinking of writing a multi part Saltburn fic!! im so excited

just opened tumblr and this is is the first thing i see… gulp

barking rn

i- WHAT

ohh i am connecting the fucking dots. wonka almost drowns in chocolate, and so does augustus. he’s pushed down a laundry chute, veruca falls down a trash cute. his chocolates are poisoned, violet eats a defective piece of his candy. he’s almost blown into a thousand pieces while travelling, and mike is scattered and reassembled while travelling. did he fucking take inspiration from his own tragedies and near death experiences to psychologically torture the kids. what the hell

you are loved!! you are appreciated!! you are important!! im proud of you for making it this far <33

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

FR LIKE… NOOOOO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

i want nothing more than tl say i didn’t have a least favourite Saltburn character.. but unfortunately i do.

MICHAEL FUCKING GAVEY

now before yall michael lovers come at me my reasoning is HOW HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO DEFILE THAT CRUNCHY IN SUCH AN ABHORRENT WAY!

HOW DARE HE!

apart from that i got no beef w him.

definition of pretty boy

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

boop

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

he’s so skrimbly. like a used tissue.

i love him🥹

"You wouldn't let Remmick in, would you?"

Me, animorphing into this mf the moment Remmick start talking:

Oooohhh my shaylaaaaaaa

been listening to sombr loads recently and if i said he’s regulus black coded😏