Woke Up This Morning, Rolled Over, And Very Confidently Tried To Blow Out My Alarm Clock Like A Candle.

true crime podcasts: "... and strangely, someone had cut out all the labels from his clothing!"

ok but who the fuck leaves their labels on tho

ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be a post office

note to self, draw a heavy metal version of nut-cracker barbie and her horse marziPAIN

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Seeing your country portrayed in hollywood movies is deeply unsettling

I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

no punctuation we read like romans

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

I don't know. I just don't know