Me On My Way To Work Thinking About My Favorite Blorbos Giggling And Holding Hands And Being Silly And

HÉRODE. Je n'ai donné aucun ordre de le tuer.

SECOND SOLDAT. Il s'est tué lui-même, Seigneur.

HÉRODE. Pourquoi ? Je l'ai fait capitaine!

--Oscar Wilde (Salomé)

when you arrive in baldur's gate reeling from everyone consistently referring to u as they/them, basking in loviatar's love, crying about how well the game handles themes of trauma and power, and then halsin hits you with his anti-capitalist rage

I have decided to burn my old diaries and have been scanning them for pages I might want to keep and these two entries really summarise my life in the past years quite well

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

I like pointing my phone camera at my own legs in wide-angle mode and pretending to be a big spindly-legged giant that is very far up

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

favourite orb ponderings