Sherlock Holmes Deduces You Are Trans Before You've Figured It Out Yourself And Refers To You With Those

I like pointing my phone camera at my own legs in wide-angle mode and pretending to be a big spindly-legged giant that is very far up

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard

I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag

*bitter little german boy voice* you guys never let me do anything