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How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb????????

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

I found it on the street in the sun and thought it was dead at first, so I wanted to bring it home and nurse it back to health but

discovered that these moths don't eat as adults. It started flying again after a day or something so I let it fly off again that night.

It developed an attachment to my radiator pipes

throwback to when I found a very fluffy moth and it lived with me for a bit and then it flew off

ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be a post office

when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

one of the most enduringly obnoxious things about algorithmic feeds is that there is genuinely no amount of blocking and tailoring and "not interested in this" and "show me less content like this" that will ever ever convince the algorithm that you don't want to be shown content promoting weight loss

all cirstresponders are bastards

Saw someone on Bluesky say “ACAB doesn’t include firefighters”

…it never did??? What do you think the ‘C’ is?

I’m guessing it’s because cops, firefighters and paramedics are grouped as ‘first responders’ but still.

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME