I Introduced Myself To A Group With Preferred Pronouns For The First Time In My Life Today And It Was

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago

Dracula: does not eat or drink

Jonathan "it's probably fine" Harker: He must be a very peculiar man!

Dracula: has no reflection

Jonathan "probably nothing" Harker: that was startling

Dracula: literally lunges at his throat

J. "Crucifix Beads" Harker: !?!?!??

please stop complaining about feudalism in fantasy. some of us have to prepare for the social norms of academia

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

so this was under a banana bread recipe I just used