Sauron: *after LotR* as much as being a spirit sucks, at least I’m not trapped under a mountain
Ar-Pharazôn: as much as being trapped under a mountain sucks, as least I got betrayed by someone cool
Saruman’s ghost: as much as being murdered by Wormtongue sucks, at least I never had to have sex with my sister
Turin: As much has having to have sex with my sister sucks, at least I didn’t have to watch my kids have sex together
Hurin: I hate this game
CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
today is fanfiction writer’s appreciation day, and I thought about what I wanted to do for today, but I decided that the best thing I could is this.
here’s for the writers that didn’t receive any asks today
here’s for the writers that didn’t make any appreciation list
here’s for the writers that weren’t mentioned anywhere
here’s for the writers that aren’t popular
here’s for the writers whose fics are never rec’ed
here’s for the writers whose fics have a low kudo/commenting rate
here’s for the writers that don’t get reblogs/likes
here’s for the writers that abandon their work half way because they think it sucks (spoiler: it does not)
here’s for the writers that were bashed for whatever they wrote
here’s for the writers that feel like giving up
here’s for the writers that feel anxious when they post a fic
here’s for the writers that struggle to write
here’s for the writers that never publish anything
here’s for all writers. No matter who they are, what fandom, what ship: you guys are amazing and you make fandom a better place.
People make jokes about poorly made podcasts and how common it is now for people to try and make one but honestly I love a medium that any one can try. I love badly recorded audio. I love using a comforter or a closet as a sound booth. I love getting your friends together to make a low budget project. I love people being able to include more representation without having to go through the intensive process it might take to get characters and scenes approved in other mediums.
more pat self-help advice from dr. tozo
(>NOT/BUT archive)
Hi,
It’s you friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:
I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.
That is my anti-permission.
Thank you for your attention.
You Promised you wouldn't do anything WIERD!
“When I first heard it, from a dog trainer who knew her behavioral science, it was a stunning moment. I remember where I was standing, what block of Brooklyn’s streets. It was like holding a piece of polished obsidian in the hand, feeling its weight and irreducibility. And its fathomless blackness. Punishment is reinforcing to the punisher. Of course. It fit the science, and it also fit the hidden memories stored in a deeply buried, rusty lockbox inside me. The people who walked down the street arbitrarily compressing their dogs’ tracheas, to which the poor beasts could only submit in uncomprehending misery; the parents who slapped their crying toddlers for the crime of being tired or hungry: These were not aberrantly malevolent villains. They were not doing what they did because they thought it was right, or even because it worked very well. They were simply caught in the same feedback loop in which all behavior is made. Their spasms of delivering small torments relieved their frustration and gave the impression of momentum toward a solution. Most potently, it immediately stopped the behavior. No matter that the effect probably won’t last: the reinforcer—the silence or the cessation of the annoyance—was exquisitely timed. Now. Boy does that feel good.”
— Melissa Holbrook Pierson, The Secret History of Kindness (2015)
Hannah’s ko-fi shop is now offering the stickers that we usually reserve for crowdfund and Patreon supporters to EVERYONE. That’s right, that includes you!
These beautiful babies could be yours!