I Love My Wife, Even If She Growls At Me Every Time I Stop Kissing Her.

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Shadowheart canonically beating up transphobes is an easily-missed yet iconic piece of her characterisation

He folded his arms so funny that I wanted to think of something to go with it

Baldurs gate isn’t a dnd game it’s a really really really hard dress up game

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

Gale(mance) + textposts

This time I made them on my way to work. Not like the ones I made instead of working.

Find even more like these linked on my master post if you are interested 💖

And just for funsies some more memes (sfw) under the cut 👀✨

Every day I wake up and cast Speak With Animals.

need more “guish” words. anguish. extinguish. languish. great for when a character is bleeding out on the floor