Me While Writing: Oh Hell Yes This Is Such A Good Sentence I'm The Master Of Poetic Imagery

[cazador voice] now we can only complete my kickass immortality ritual if astarion makes it to the ritual site. so don't forget to lock the ritual site behind a door that's coded in a language he doesn't speak whose dictionary is currently being held by the cursed corpse of a child he doesn't know. and also my signet ring. and don't tell him any of this. really the joys of the ritual are secondary to standing here on this platform with all of you for three weeks, waiting, while astarion sort of fucks around in my house trying to figure out how to get here

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

act 2 with a high charisma tav

pov: sticking your finger in your cat's mouth when he yawns

baldur's gate 3 + text posts → 2/?

Breaking news! Fic author starts writing a fic thinking it will be short and it turns out to be long! It is not the first time nor will it be the last!

“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

Wyll, Scratch and the Owlbear cub taking a short rest~