Grimoire - Goddess Devotions

note to self: don't think about rewatching gmw when youre touch starved

for tumblr's next feature they should release all the inactive urls and let the fandom girlies fight over them to the death

morning sex or middle of the night sex for legal line (obvs)

yeonjun, both, he just likes to be on you 25/8. so he’ll probably wake you up to it or be cuddled up with you in the mornings and it’ll lead to morning sex. middle of the night sex could happen in multiple ways. joking around in the living room, had just a bit to much to drink, a make out session in the kitchen, random moments of just “fuck me right now-.”

soobin, definitely morning sex. he likes to wake up to you raw and uncut, sometimes you’ll sleep without clothes on, easy assess. he likes to kiss you a lot and praise you with butterflies of complements and most of the time it’ll just lead you to having sex in the morning time.

beomgyu, middle of the night sex FOOOOOR SURE. he likes to know that you’ve done everything you had planned for the day. people don’t usually call in the middle of the night unless it’s an emergency. beomgyu doesn’t like interruptions, he doesn’t like to stop, so middle of the nights are perfect for him.

rb if ur whipped for jeon jungkook

Healthy Murphy Siblings Facts:

They’ve been having a two-year on-and-off prank war with a lifelike plastic iguana. They hide it in random places for the other to find and get the shit scared out of them. They know it’s found when a loud shriek rings throughout the house, and they laugh until their face gets red and veins pop out on the sides of their heads.

They know each other’s Starbucks orders by heart: Connor gets a Venti Iced Caffe Americano with a dash of milk and three Sweet’N Low packets. Zoe gets a Short Caramel Macchiato with a Birthday Cake Pop.

They totally sneak out of the house at 3am to go to Wendy’s or Taco Bell. They take their food to the playground by their house and eat on the swings. Usually while they’re still in their pajamas.

Zoe took Connor’s phone once and took a bunch of unattractive selfies and put it back without him noticing. Connor did the same a few days later with Zoe’s phone.

Zoe’s photo ID in Connor’s phone is a picture of her cross eyed, with three chins and her tongue blepped out.

Connor’s photo ID in Zoe’s phone is a picture of him with his upper lip curled, his nose scrunched up, and his eyes squinted.

Most of their notifications on Facebook are from them tagging each other in stupid memes.

Connor is often the chosen victim of Zoe’s Hair Salon™. It was painful at first, but Zoe picked it up really fast and now Connor goes to her willingly for braiding and bitching sessions. He goes to her room pissed off, but leaves a lot calmer and a killer fishtail braid.

Zoe once straightened his hair out of boredom and curiosity. Connor said he’d hide her guitar if she ever mentioned what he looked like to anyone.

They have matching colored streaks in their hair. Zoe’s is out in the open, while Connor’s is underlayered. They play rock-paper-scissors to decide who gets to pick that month’s color.

Connor painted Zoe’s nails for her Homecoming, Prom, and Graduation.

They invented a game called where Nerf meet bocce ball. There’s no scoring or rules, it’s mainly just an excuse to shoot Nerf Guns at the windows.

Zoe steals Connor’s hoodies and flannels during the winter. She says it’s to make up for all the years he stole her nail polish. He doesn’t complain.

They watch a lot of Food Network even when they can’t cook at all. They love Good Eats, Cake Wars, and Chopped.

When they’re both home from college Connor takes Zoe out to breakfast and they talk about stuff that they can’t get across over text or the phone.

Connor trusts Zoe with things that he can’t tell their dad.

Zoe trusts Connor with things she can’t tell their mom.

Just

Murphy siblings trusting each other and making up for lost time.

its fine.

whos your favorite got character?

omg i havent been on here in so long so i don’t know when you sent this i’m sorry! but robb stark is my favorite 🥺

hayao miyazaki on ableism re: AI depicting “zombie”-like movements:

presenter:

miyazaki:

the last part usually gets quoted out of context as a meme or to paint miyazaki as an unreasonable grump but he was speaking against the ableist usage of disabled people’s movements for shock value & evoking ‘grotesquery.’

To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.

USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!

Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:

/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless

/r/freelance  /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme

/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions 

I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web  GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE

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