I Was Bashing Jay From Ninjago Just A Bit And My Friend Who's Named Jay Started Spamming Me With Crying

Out of all the love I watched the new lil ninjago thingy (hurry lego give me the rest) and made an au where the others end up there and Kai gets ta go "Ah shit here we go again"

fluffy and/or aftercare darkhumor headcanons,? sorry, had a rough day and need something to feel better

darkhumor anon

Here ya go!

● Jay tries ta get surprises for Shade but gets so excited bout it he always blurts it out forgets he did and Shade always acts surprised at the gifts

● Shade loves getting Jay flowers only fake ones otherwise Jay will accidentally kill them and Jay likes the fake ones better

● They play agure over movie scenes a lot but always end up laughing

● Jay tried showing Shade how ta kint but somehow Shade got tangled up in the yarn Jay has a picture of it as his phone home screen

● The two immediately take a bath after sex washing eachothers hair and backs

● They have matching robes they wear cuddling and having hot chocolate

● They always tell each other how well they did during sex filled with praise and love

● When they wake up whoever topped makes breakfast in bed for them

do you have any AUs you wanna talk about?

darkhumor anon

I have so many uggggh here's my top four aus I have not made yet but wanna

● Water master Kai & fire master Nya: Kai and Nya's elements are swapped Nya's still kidnapped but Kai isn't trained ta be a ninja he still goes with the others ta save her

● Morro lives au: Instead of dying Morro is found by a nice woman and adopted by her works with her in her tea shop

● Evil Jaya: A passing thought in skybound Jay because evil and Nya unwanting ta lose her love sticks by his side power couple fr

● Opposite brothel: So hear me out made this thought half asleep Kai works at a brothel Zane is his top customer no sex happens Zane just wants ta see Kai's blacksmithing work the two talk bout birds

Spider Jay

Summary:

Requested by:

Eeyore_lover

TWS:

Stab wounds

Notes:

I will not be doing any Spiderman aus as I did not enjoy writing this one shot regardless here it is

Jay is both a ninja and Spiderman he isn't sure how that mess happened all he knows is that he was Spiderman first and then a ninja

So when the ninjas weren't out making sure things were okay Spiderman was it was nice still being Spiderman and a ninja after all being a ninja got him three boyfriends

And two sibling in laws because Kai can't help but adopt Lloyd as a baby brother and Nya is Kai's baby sister being Spiderman was tough though

Especially since he had no back up when out as Spiderman unlike when he was with the others who always had his back even outside of fights

Jay winced as he landed in the courtyard of the monastery stumbling inside he was trying to be as quiet as he could with a stab wound

Though he might have knocked over a bunch of dishes and Zane would be mad at that later Jay jumped wincing when the lights turned on

"Well this is new" Ah shit that was Zane well at least it wasn't Lloyd or Nya?

"His bleeding" man Cole as well?! Jay's never leaving his bed is he?

Jay whimpered feeling a pair of warm hands on him yup Kai is here that's it he has to run away and change his name

"I know that whimper" Kai didn't sound happy Jay wondered if new york was a nice place to live "Jay you're so in trouble"

.....Does anyone wanna hear bout the thought going in my head rn for an au where I fuck up Kai badly? Like full stop someone take him away from me kinda au-

Monster fucker

Requested by:

YaoiScreech

TWS:

None :3

This is smut (badly written probably but yeet-) so if ya do not want ta read smut than,,,,idk bye? I hope that doesn't sound rude (　・３・)

Also the two cocks is from the dragon side,,,,no dialog bc I'd die laughing from it hope ya enjoy it!

The moment Garmadon had Kai alone after a fight that he and the ninjas had not been prepared for Garmadon yanked Kai into a kiss

Kai giggled into the kiss shivering as Garmadon's hands or well two of them explored his body

Another set of hands was holding onto Kai's hips in an almost bruising grip not that Kai minds it at all

It didn't hurt too badly and there's the plus side of having marks from Garmadon!~ Look Kai just likes being marked and Garmadon likes marking him

Something about oni and dragons being possessive of whats theirs Kai was draw out of his thoughts when Garmadon picked him up

And moved to the bed placing Kai down and worked on removing both of their clothing Kai was too busy trying to behave to help him

Once there clothing were off Garmadon got the lube which was a special kind they learned normal ones did NOT work well

Garmadon squeezed some lube onto his fingers rubbing them over Kai's ass before pushing one into it

Kai bit his lip trying to stay relaxed as Garmadon worked him open Garmadon huffed smiling and kissed Kai on the cheek

Once Garmadon was satisfied with how opened Kai was now he purred some lube onto his cocks gently pushing into Kai

Kai let out a whine legs wrapping around Garmadon who kissed his neck starting at a slow pace

Before working his way up to a faster pace which had Kai gripping at Garmadon's arms as Garmadon fucked him

Which given how big Garmadon was and that he had two cocks and wow Kai hit the jackpot there was really ruining Kai's ability to think

Sick Logan

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None

Sorry it took a bit school's low-key kicking my ass rn unfortunately also sorry it isn't long or have talking kinda feeling down 😔

Logan hated being sick his mom's weren't around to take care of him so it made everything harder on him and right now he doesn't have the energy to get up

What Logan didn't know is Sneak had called the others and once they were here had let them in explaining everything to the group

They all had bought things to help Logan feel better Izzie bought some medicine while Mateo bought soup Cooper had gotten some blankets knowing how sucky Logan's were when sick

He only knew given how Logan had mentioned it once Zoey bought a music box something about it helping her when she was sick

Nova had bought tea to help with Logan's throat and lastly Oz bought some cough drops along with a heating blanket just in case

Sneak took them to Logan's room they all weren't happy with how Logan looked nor how out of it he was that he didn't even notice they were there

All of them were in agreement that taking care of Logan was important and other things could wait until he was feeling like himself again

Though Oz made a note to call someone about the fact no adult was here to make sure Logan was okay and his fever didn't spike

Lonely Blues

Requested by:

Lazy_Cat13

TWS:

Child abandonment

Child neglect

Logan unlocked his homes door walking inside the others following him into his home he took his shoes off setting them onto a shoe rack

Before heading towards the kitchen Logan could hear the others looking around as he put together some snacks for them all

Logan got some chips and things for them all heading to the living room and placed them all onto the coffee table

"Logan where's your moms?" Izzie tilted her head they all had noticed that there was only two shoes on the shoe rack which were Logan's

"Uhhhh" Logan opened one of the bags of chips eating one as he thought of where his mom's were

"Dude you don't know?" Cooper usually knows where his family is as do the others with their own family maybe Logan just didn't care

"I know!" Logan is pretty sure he knows at least it's hard to remember where they were sometimes

"Then where are they?" Mateo crossed his arms making Izzie elbow him narrowing her eyes at him

"Maybe in china? They were last month I don't know if they still are their going to Paris next so" Logan ate some more chips frowning

"What?! That's child abandonment!" Mateo doesn't like Logan but that's way not okay!

"It doesn't matter" Logan felt the urge to protect his moms somehow from whatever the others were thinking right now

Zoey sighed seeing how upset Logan was getting with the topic bout his mom's they're not here for that at least not now but the others looked like they had so much to say on it

"Alright we're going to get back to that later" Zoey is so going to tell Mr Oz bout this because that's not good child care at all

I need it ta be next tuesday already I wanna have tiny Kai in the jar and Nya being a lil insane and I have figured out a ship if anyone wants ta know it

Gender Swap 1

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None

This is the one without Logan the one with just Logan is being made next

Logan side eyed Zoey the other boy got on his nerves sometimes not because of any competition thing but just because he could be kinda rude

Always running off on his own or acting like he knew better because his been dream walking long than them all but then turning around to help? Like dude pick a side!

At least Izzie was fun to be around a little annoying but he was younger than Logan so that could be it anyways it was fun hanging out with Izzie

Plus Izzie liked some of the things Logan did the two had a lot of fun watching amine and singing dumb songs together Izzie also like Logan's baking which was nice

Cooper was also fun to hang out with she was smart and nice though a little odd in a good way of course plus she thought he was funny sometimes and didn't talk like he was stupid

She was also the only one who knew about Logan's mom's not really being around but Cooper stuck around still keeping him company so he wasn't alone

Mateo on the other hand Logan didn't get along with she was just well Mateo and Logan didn't start off on a good foot with her anyhow

But she kept acting like he was going to ruin their plans to protect the dream world or whatever that was both hurtful and annoying

Miss Oz was cool Logan liked their teacher way more now that his met her in the dream world she had a gun! Which was really cool

And Miss Oz could fight she also helped him with his homework and since then Logan's been doing better in school which Logan will be forever thankful for Miss Oz's help there

Notes:

It is short and just Logan's thoughts on the others but I thought it was neat so yeah