Toxic Yuri But Ninjago

not kai anon but i *am* an anon?

darkhumor anon

......WHEN I CATCH YA!

Requested by:

Tarc1vx

TWS:

Arm trauma

I'm sorry Kai but writing angst for ya is my specialty so also I'm not a doctor!

Cole and Kai had been sent on mission together which was great because they missed spending alone time together

They were just trying to get some map or something in a cave Kai had lit his hand on fire so they'd have some light to see

The two stayed close together hopefully they'd be done with this soon so they can go back to the monastery and have a date

"Soooo how much you wanna bet that this is a trap?" Kai kicked a pebble as they walked

"Kai not everything's a trap" Cole shook his head fondly

Cole later would take those words back they ran into four traps they got out of them all without getting hurt and got the map

Only for the cave to well cave in Cole had gotten out fine but he couldn't fine Kai at all

"Kai?! KAI WHERE ARE YOU!?" Cole was not freaking out here okay he was

Cole thew rocks out of the caves entrance trying to get back in to find Kai he needed to get to his boyfriend

"Dude I'm right here knock it off" Cole whipped around seeing Kai he felt relieved before panicking at the sight of Kai's arm

"What the fuck happened?!" Cole ran over to Kai grabbing his arm carefully Kai winced

"It isn't that bad" Kai would like to take it back it was that bad his arm was basically slashed to hell

"Not that bad? Kai your arm is basically shredded! I can see bones!" Cole shoved Kai onto the floor gently as he looked through his bag

"I'm fine Cole" Kai winced when Cole glared at him okay keeping quiet now

Cole grinned when he found the med kit Zane packed for them he can clean and bandage Kai's arm until they get to Zane so he can look at it

"You're so stupid I love you never do that again" Cole means it Kai gets this hurt again and Cole's switching sides

"Can't promise that but at least I'm better than Zane?" Kai smiled at Cole who did not look impressed with Kai at the moment

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

I wanted ta smack the others so badly bout the bet thing and the green ninja thing like yall were bout of BOTH get it together

Also yesssss pls I love seeing others takes on ninjago characters backstories! They're so fun ta see!

But yeah Kai did keep it a secret and let Nya do her own thing even though he was worried bout her

Also the whole sea bound season pissed me off bc Kai didn't get ANY time ta grieve his sister on screen but Jay did? I get that's his love but Kai raised her he kept her safe he knew her the longest and just....nothing

I'll look into the can be canon story it sounds nice still mad we didn't get Morro helping Cole and Lily being able ta see her son again

Still forever mad bout how Wu acted in canon and how people defend him I get ya might like his character but he messed up a group of children and got one killed

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Things I will write:

● f/f, m/m, f/m, poly ships

● gender swaps

● a ship involving family members & one person but the family AREN'T together (so it looks kinda like family member 1/Non family member & family member 2/Non family member NO family member/family member)

● toxic ships

● fluff, angst, smut etc.

● found family (yippee!)

Will not do:

● family/family

● child/adult (everyone is of age when I write them unless for cute family aus)

Maybe will do:

● cheating (big maybe)

Fandoms I'd do (Edit):

● Ninjago

● Ninjago DR (since I count them as separate things)

● Lmk (monkie kid)

● Nexo knjghts

● Dreamzzz

Maybe fandoms (edit):

Chima

Rvb (I'll probs only be yapping bout this one)

Transformers (probs just yapping as well)

Power rangers/Sentai (probs yapping only)

The idea of Kai & Nya being able ta pick up the others makes me laugh like mid fight one of the two just picks up the bad guy and or one of the others and just throws them

Worse Timing For Proposals Kai

Requested by:

Lazy_Cat13

TWS:

None

Kai didn't know if they'd win against all the onis so in her panic grabbed the yin and yang necklaces she made for Jay and her

Before going to Jay's room and knocking wincing when there was a yelp and some crashing from the other side of the door

"Coming!" Kai relaxed hearing Jay's voice smiling when the door opened "Kai!"

"Hey blue" Kai looked around the hall then peaked into Jay's room which was a mess

Okay so doing this in the hallway it is than eh it wasn't the worse way she could do this hopefully it works out in her favor

"Jay sweetheart would you be my yang?" Kai isn't sure if Jay would fit the yang or the yin part but it's fine

"Kai you have the worst timing" Jay laughed before kissing Kai smiling Kai pulled away pouting a bit

"Do not....so is that a yes or?" Kai needed to make sure it was a yes or not

"It's a yes I'll be your yang Kai" Jay was so happy Kai had asked her to be the yang to Kai's yin!

"Good! Turn around" Kai pulled the necklace out while Jay did as told she clipped the necklace around Jay's neck

"You had this planned out I see" Jay rubbed her yang charm which she believes would fit Kai's own yin charm perfectly

"Yeah wanna put mine on for me?" Kai held out her necklace making Jay whip around and grab it

"Would I!" Jay was beaming as she clipped Kai's necklace on for her

Annoyingly Cute Bfs

Requested by:

cloudy

TWS:

None

Notes:

AHHHHH im so sorry y'all I accidentally deleted the og chapter 1 (the rules) so some of y'alls comments were deleted for that again really sorry｡･(つд`｡)･｡

Cole Zane Kai and Jay were cuddling together in Jay's room and it would have been perfect if Jay wasn't blasting the SAME Billie Ellish song again

They all love Jay his their boyfriend a little annoying with his obsession with Billie Ellish but they could look past it or well normally they could

But Jay's been playing the same songs for weeks and it's getting annoying quickly none of them want to hurt Jay's feelings by saying it

"Jay can we maybe listen to something else?" Kai loves Jay he does but his so close to banning Jay from hugs for a week right now

"But why?" Jay likes the songs they're good songs! He knows his boyfriends don't really like it but it's never been a problem before

"Jay it has been a week and you're still playing the same songs may we listen to something else?" Zane rubbed Jay's hand so he wouldn't misunderstand anything

Jay made a oh face he didn't realize that oops! Okay he supposed they could listen to something else Jay laughed hearing his boyfriends sigh in relief when he changed to a different song

"Thanks babe" Cole kissed Jay's cheek relieved to hear I'm a gummy worm of all things Jay smiled nodding

Got told I'm getting a drawing tablet for my birthday next month yay

do u fuck with any of the other ninja being evil as well?

darkhumor anon (sleepy edition)

YESSSS all of them mainly Kai I love my boy and I wanna see him go nuts