Blind Bandit

yessssss the ship is spreading!

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darkhumor anon

You have it made on here. People are vagueposting about you. You're famous now!

Uhhhh??? Is this a joke???? Where's the cameras??? I ain't seen none of that anon what are ya on??

Fic wip for greens mom au!

When they had heard that lord Garmadon was back the ninjas were panicked and then they were confused by it just being his son

Kai wanted to make some joke about who would want to sleep with Lord Garmadon of all people but he didn't say anything just watched the team debate what to do with Lloyd

Who looked panicked and scared now Kai isn't the best person and he won't say he was like that but this was a kid and Kai's got soft spot

So when it was said they should hang him on something Kai immediately snatched Lloyd away from the others holding the little boy close

Kai frowned feeling how light Lloyd was what the fuck were they feeding this kid? Lloyd clung to Kai making some chirping sound that made Kai worried

He isn't an expert on dragon-oni stuff especially with the fact the kids human as well but he can still tell that Lloyd was scared and wanting comfort probably

Ooooh can you give more info about se aflame? Reactions or afterwards?

Also ships, uhm... Idk, Ig I could suggest any of the other ninja (sans Lloyd), Kailor or maybe if you wanna go w more rare pairs like one of the EMs or just not going w a pair at all.

HELLO ANON okay so reactions we'll go from the ones taking it the best ta the worst (Nya)

Wu (bashing):

Wu simply doesn't care his more focused on the team staying together and wondering how Kai was able ta become one with the sea his also the one who gave Nya the okay ta keep Kai in that jar

Afterwards he keeps bugging Kai on how he did it pushing Kai more than the others trying ta figure it out

Pixal:

She does care but she wasn't close with Kai she's focused more on helping Zane through it so Pixal isn't able ta acknowledge her own sadness she almost punched Nya seeing her having Kai in a jar that was her first ever reaction for herself during this time frame

Afterwards when Kai is back she hovers it isn't very noticeable but she is Pixal will always keep tabs on Kai as if waiting for him ta disappear again

Jay:

Like Pixal his foucsed on helping Nya but he can't hide his emotions his hurt by this all he feels horrible that Kai did it and seeing how Nya is handling it makes it worse

Afterwards Jay always keeps jars away from Kai's view he isn't sure if it'll upset Kai seeing any after what Nya did but his scared it will

Cole:

Now Cole was tricky but he definitely isn't handling it well his angry at Benthomaar for telling Nya bout it angry at Kai for doing this but mostly angry at himself for not being there ta stop Kai

Afterwards Cole def hovers over Kai making sure his safe he has a habit of dragging Kai out ta spar just so he knows the other is really here he has a lot of drawings of Kai

Zane:

Zane does shut off his emotions he can't handle Kai being gone it doesn't stop him from being angry the first time Nya shows Kai in that jar he had ta be turned off bc he was actually going ta hurt Nya

Afterwards Zane has a habit of checking on Kai as he sleeps in fact Zane will watch Kai sleep the other doesn't mind as long as his eyes aren't glowing

Ray & Maya:

Oh boy they are so messed up they just barely got back ta their kids and building their relationship up and then bam their son is the sea the two cling ta Nya a little ta much

Afterwards they both dote on Kai a lot who enjoys it having his parents love again makes being "human" again easier ta deal with

Lloyd:

Lloyd is...he ended up sleeping in Kai's bed a lot scared he'll forget what Kai smelt like his scared that Kai won't ever come back he also actually did hurt Nya when he saw what she's done

Afterwards let's just say Lloyd didn't let Nya be alone with Kai for awhile he clings ta Kai afraid ta let go

Nya:

.....she put Kai in a fucking jar so that's her reaction ta it all

Afterwards Nya isn't doing okay still but she's so overjoyed Kai is back though she understands why the others are upset with her back then

Gender Swap 2

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None

Here's Logan's part

Logan glared at the others eating his lunch this was such a bad week for him mainly because for a week his been a girl in and out the dream world

All because "Oh let's go over here surely nothing will happen!" And "let's touch this random flower!" Yeah thanks for that Mateo Izzie

"Well uh at least no ones notice?" Izzie immediately looked back at her food when Logan glared at her

"Logan we said sorry" Mateo would've found this funny if it didn't actually look like Logan wasn't comfortable being a girl

"Look Mr Oz is looking for the cure so chill out" Zoey doesn't get what the big deal is with Logan but he'll be fine just needs to get over it

Cooper moved closer to Logan bumping his shoulder against Logan's making the other look at him

"Hey want me to come over tonight?" Cooper knows the reason Logan isn't happy being turned into a girl and he wants to be there for the other

"Sure" Logan took a bite of his sandwich at least Cooper was here "but bring that stupid book"

Cooper smiled nodding the reason Logan didn't like being turned into a girl was because he looked too much like his mother and Logan hated it

It made Logan feel lonely and unloved more than normal which wouldn't be a thing if Logan's mother and mom would actually be around but Cooper is here for his friend that's kinda all he can do

fluffy and/or aftercare darkhumor headcanons,? sorry, had a rough day and need something to feel better

darkhumor anon

Here ya go!

● Jay tries ta get surprises for Shade but gets so excited bout it he always blurts it out forgets he did and Shade always acts surprised at the gifts

● Shade loves getting Jay flowers only fake ones otherwise Jay will accidentally kill them and Jay likes the fake ones better

● They play agure over movie scenes a lot but always end up laughing

● Jay tried showing Shade how ta kint but somehow Shade got tangled up in the yarn Jay has a picture of it as his phone home screen

● The two immediately take a bath after sex washing eachothers hair and backs

● They have matching robes they wear cuddling and having hot chocolate

● They always tell each other how well they did during sex filled with praise and love

● When they wake up whoever topped makes breakfast in bed for them

Kai: I'm not mad just disappointed

Nya on her knees: IT WASNT ME BRO

Lloyd also on his knees: IT WAS JAYS FAULT

Jay hiding behind Cole: NO WAY

Cole: what even happened?

Zane: they blow up the bathroom

I just got lego city undercover and I already love Frank & Chase so much please tell me nothing happens ta them I'd lose it

yay! <3 <3 <3 <3 i love that you also don't mind this ship its so hard to find content for it theres only like three people writing it on ao3 <3 <3 <3

darkhumor anon

Awww at least people write it!!

Worse Timing For Proposals Kai

Requested by:

Lazy_Cat13

TWS:

None

Kai didn't know if they'd win against all the onis so in her panic grabbed the yin and yang necklaces she made for Jay and her

Before going to Jay's room and knocking wincing when there was a yelp and some crashing from the other side of the door

"Coming!" Kai relaxed hearing Jay's voice smiling when the door opened "Kai!"

"Hey blue" Kai looked around the hall then peaked into Jay's room which was a mess

Okay so doing this in the hallway it is than eh it wasn't the worse way she could do this hopefully it works out in her favor

"Jay sweetheart would you be my yang?" Kai isn't sure if Jay would fit the yang or the yin part but it's fine

"Kai you have the worst timing" Jay laughed before kissing Kai smiling Kai pulled away pouting a bit

"Do not....so is that a yes or?" Kai needed to make sure it was a yes or not

"It's a yes I'll be your yang Kai" Jay was so happy Kai had asked her to be the yang to Kai's yin!

"Good! Turn around" Kai pulled the necklace out while Jay did as told she clipped the necklace around Jay's neck

"You had this planned out I see" Jay rubbed her yang charm which she believes would fit Kai's own yin charm perfectly

"Yeah wanna put mine on for me?" Kai held out her necklace making Jay whip around and grab it

"Would I!" Jay was beaming as she clipped Kai's necklace on for her