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yay! <3 <3 <3 <3 i love that you also don't mind this ship its so hard to find content for it theres only like three people writing it on ao3 <3 <3 <3

darkhumor anon

Awww at least people write it!!

Be Gay Do Ninja

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AeroArgonic

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Shade watched his boyfriend move around the kitchen making them lunch he was a little bored and wanted to talk with Kai

"So what was you gay awaking?" Shade raised an eyebrow when Kai paused to look him

"You can't laugh" Kai pointed the cutting knife at Shade before putting it down once he remembered it was in his hands

"I won't laugh here I'll go first it was when some girl asked me to be her boyfriend in third grade didn't like the idea one bit" Shade still doesn't like the idea of dating a girl

"Okay well again don't laugh you were mine" Kai went back to cutting the carrots while Shade processed what he said

"Wait really?" Okay Shade might be feeling a little smug about that

"Yes really" Kai now wants to move on from this topic going on right now

"Okay screw lunch we're cuddling let's go" Shade got up and dragged his boyfriend off to Shade's bed to cuddle

"But we ne- you know what? Okay let's cuddle" Kai probably didn't even have a choice at least Shade's a comfy pillow

do you have any AUs you wanna talk about?

darkhumor anon

I have so many uggggh here's my top four aus I have not made yet but wanna

● Water master Kai & fire master Nya: Kai and Nya's elements are swapped Nya's still kidnapped but Kai isn't trained ta be a ninja he still goes with the others ta save her

● Morro lives au: Instead of dying Morro is found by a nice woman and adopted by her works with her in her tea shop

● Evil Jaya: A passing thought in skybound Jay because evil and Nya unwanting ta lose her love sticks by his side power couple fr

● Opposite brothel: So hear me out made this thought half asleep Kai works at a brothel Zane is his top customer no sex happens Zane just wants ta see Kai's blacksmithing work the two talk bout birds

Night Dad

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It is short yes and probably isn't 💯 what ya meant but it came ta me and I couldn't help it

Beau has absolutely no idea how he ended up "adopting" the little dream chasers that hung out with his daughter but somehow he did

Only in the dream world though Cooper Mateo and Izzie had family in the waking world though Logan didn't so Beau had a habit of taking care of him in both worlds

Oz found it funny that Beau became good again all because a group of kids looked sad one day which fuck off Oz Beau became good for a different reason

And he'll inform Oz of that reason once he has one that won't have Oz making fun of him for weeks his getting tired of it

Though Sneak Snivel and Susan seemed happy with being good and hanging out with the dream chasers probably because no one threatened to kill them

And the three got to be as lazy as they wanted to be all day which Beau is going to turn an eye at not his business anymore

Could do the family all together

I SAID NO FAMILY/FAMILY GET OUT

Okay so I didn't expect my lil rant ta get so much views so! Here I am with some mini ideas on a remake of the OG show! And the movie just a bit:

• even amount of seasons ta explore everyone's flaws and arcs

• I thought bout it and the movie itself while interesting I'm thinking of instead Lloyd having lived with Nya & Kai (totally not ta get him a better childhood never....it is)

• Nya would still be kidnapped but for an actual purpose given she knows where Lloyd is so it's not just um yeah we making shit up as we go

• I'm debating with Wu but I'd keep him the way he is for the most part

• He'd be better in canon but his got so many problems he doesn't know how ta tell his students things

• Wu still tries ta help and actually helps them learn things while still being kids

• Morro would've still died but Wu learned from his mistakes

• Morro still would be a bad guy but his problem with Lloyd wouldn't happen instead his anger is all directed at Wu

• After that Wu would actually get the therapy and help he needs ta get

• Morro would get his good character (totally remember how ta spell the actual word-) arc and help Cole out

• And Lloyd DOESN'T fight Garmadon simply because his not the great evil and Lloyd's a kid

• Also the whole aging him up thing? Never happens

lmao kai can get some

darkhumor anon

Kai gets it all

Kai/any of the moms hcs?

HELLO!? yaaaaay Kai

● Started as a joke kai made bout stealing his mom bc Jay got with Nya it turned into reality

● Libber has Kai call her mommy in the bed room

● Kai definitely bottoms for Libber even when she's on the bottom

● Libber once gave Kai a collar has a joke he threw it out the window

● Sooooooo much sass in the bedroom

● Woman who hasn't gotten laid in YEARS vs Bratty sub who can't keep his mouth shut

● Libber is the queen of after care

● All I'm saying is Jay walked in on them making out once Libber still teases him over it

● Libber is surprisingly the horn dog of the two Kai is horny yes but she's on a whole another level

● Libber has bent Kai in ways he didn't think was possible

Wifey thoughts on Chen, Clouse *ahem* maybe Clous’s ex totally not Garmadon

*blinks innocently*

They're all fruits but no really Chen & Clouse were interesting villains wish there was more of them in the show

Garmadon on the other hand I got tired of seeing as a villain his "the greatest evil" but that's the overlord gets cured but oh wait his evil again like due wtf

Overall I wish the show touched more on their history together

Might as well make a ninjago soulmate au at this point