To Be Honest It The First Time I Do That But Since I Read Your Kai/lord Garmadon I Have Been Kinda Obsece

maybe snake!jay x shade headcanons too?

darkhumor anon (sorry for all the asks lol if im annoying let me kno)

WHEN I CATCH YA DARKHUMOR ANON! Jkjk pop in all ya want!

● During the winter the heater has ta be on so they can actually cuddle

● Jay may have 2 cocks as a treat (for Shade lol)

● Shade loves kissing at the scales on Jay's face telling him how much he loves him

● Jay has bad days bc serpentine are hated/feared so much in ninjago

● Shade never leaves Jay's side when he has a bad day

● Jay likes wrapping his tail around Shade A LOT

● Also tail jobs that's a thing Shade learned he likes

tell me more about the brothel au!

darkhumor anon (:eyes:)

Yes ofc Darkhumor anon

● Zane & Kai start off as friends when he starts visiting and Kai recognizes he just wants a connection with another person

● When out on missions Zane will send Kai letters by falcon though it's usually drawings since Zane has such little time Kai lights a larten wishing for Zane's safe return

● When the overlord thing happens Kai still kinda loses it a little especially when the gang come find Kai ta have him give a speech

● While Zane's yknow dead Falcon stays with Kai the two keep each other company

● On another note when Zane found out his was a "robot" he went ta Kai for comfort and was overjoyed when Kai gave him it

● During the tournaments Kai does actually show up though he kinda ignores the team (unless it's Nya but even then it isn't the best)

● Kai after getting Zane back refused to let him go out of his sights again which is how Kai kinda joined the team

● There was some lashback on letting someone who worked as at a brothel be a ninja but Zane shut it down

● Kai & Nya don't have the best relationship here bc of Nya's stubbornness but it heals

● Oh right Kai is the reason the gang actually gets Zane back in ttoe bc he could never forget Kai<3

Shade HCs? Since everyone else wants you to write about him lol

Shaaaaade sfw hcs

● Used ta think he was a vampire as a kid bc light burned

● Wears favored chapstick

● Had a phase where he only wore the same jacket everyday

● Shade has a dry sense if humor

● Love language is just listening ta his datemate

● Shade makes the best shadow puppets

● Once got trapped in some shadows for a week as a kid

● Accidentally broke a car door once

Any trans fem Kai hcs?

HI YES HIIIII

● Kai tried ta have longer hair like Maya but hated it

● She's got mallet pretty woman<3

● Kai didn't learn she was trans until the ttoe

● Homegirl was so confused by emotions

● Skylor helped Kai out not even in a trick way but wanting ta do so

● Seeing Kai so happy wearing Skylor's clothes made her fall for the other

● Kai somehow gets all the ladies now and is SO confused

● Nya definitely is the most supportive

● Cries in joy that she's not the only "girl ninja"

● Pixal and Zane hack some things and bam it was like Kai was never male

Sweet Plasma

Requested by:

percy_jay

Kai was a little concerned Jay had locked himself up in his little lab the whole day not leaving to even eat something or maybe he did but Kai didn't see it?

Kai ended up making a sandwich for Jay given they were one of Jay's favorite foods to have much to Kai's surprise he always thought Jay would like something else? Not sure what though

He ended up also grabbing some water for Jay knowing that if he hadn't left to eat then it's highly unlikely Jay remembered to have some water nearby to drink

Kai after getting everything together went to Jay's little lab not even knocking on the door just opened it well he had to pick the lock but that didn't matter much

Kai smiled seeing the back of his boyfriend who was working on something he went over leaning down and blowing air on Jay's neck who jumped almost falling over

"Have you eaten yet?" Kai placed the food and water down on the desk trying to take a peak at what Jay was working on

"Um no! Hahaha must've gotten carried away again!" Jay was quick to cover whatever he was doing Kai frowned at that making Jay look away

"Hm I bought you a sandwich and water you should take a break" Kai would drag Jay away if needed and he knows that

"Sure sure just uh can I have your hand? The uh left one?" Jay looked nervous at that Kai smiled holding out his left hand for Jay

"Sure sure" Kai almost wanted to laugh at how flustered Jay was getting but he didn't for Jay's sake

"Can you close your eyes?" Jay looked ready to pass out so Kai did as asked closing his eyes he felt Jay place something on his ring finger "okay open"

Kai opened his eyes looking at the ring it was a gold band with a blue gem on it Kai hummed it wasn't perfectly made he can spot several things wrong with it but Jay made it so it's perfect

"This you asking me to marry you?~" Kai watched Jay nod quickly which oh wow he was only teasing "well I don't mind marrying someone as cute as you blue~"

Notes:

Plasma my beloved<3

*kicks feet up on my bed like a hyperactive schoolgirl* omg gurl let's gossip about the boys in our history class

-darkhumor anon

Yjeifbejd help?! Okay bet so *grabs face masks*

Kai/any of the moms hcs?

HELLO!? yaaaaay Kai

● Started as a joke kai made bout stealing his mom bc Jay got with Nya it turned into reality

● Libber has Kai call her mommy in the bed room

● Kai definitely bottoms for Libber even when she's on the bottom

● Libber once gave Kai a collar has a joke he threw it out the window

● Sooooooo much sass in the bedroom

● Woman who hasn't gotten laid in YEARS vs Bratty sub who can't keep his mouth shut

● Libber is the queen of after care

● All I'm saying is Jay walked in on them making out once Libber still teases him over it

● Libber is surprisingly the horn dog of the two Kai is horny yes but she's on a whole another level

● Libber has bent Kai in ways he didn't think was possible

Loteo

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None

I gave it a go it isn't the best and the Lateo is hinted at heavily but no actual Loteo but oh well! ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ

Mateo is trapped in a dream or something but he doesn't exactly mind it well okay so he minds it a little only because he knows what the reality is

But here in whatever this is because he isn't waking up so is it even a dream? Anyways it's nice Mateo can kinda flirt with Logan without any consequences

Though Mateo would rather try flirting with the real Logan but he isn't sure how that would play out at least here he knows how it would

Huh maybe that's not a good thing if his stuck in here he should get out because what if the others are hurt? Mateo frowned yeah no his so getting out of here

And maybe just maybe he'll at least try working up the courage to flirt with Logan not making any promises there but Mateo will at least try

It's better to try no matter how scary it is than to never do it and regret it! But first Mateo has to get out and than go find Logan hopefully to try and flirt with the other the plans a work in progress don't judge him

Have a list of thing ta draw (in the future)for ninjago nsfw but nothing for sfw damnit

which ninjago characters do you think you could take in a fight lmao

darkhumor anon

Jay without question emotionally ruin him and then atrack if ya mean outside of the ninjas? Dareth ily him but,,,,,I'd win