I Love Saying “i’m Being Normal About It” Bc I’m Actually A Filthy Fucking Liar And I’ve Never

We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.

jobs I would think each indycar driver had if I saw them on the street and didn’t know who they are (part 2 with the current grid, part 1 here lmao)

will power: Vermin Love Supreme (running for president as a meme) OR selling fake rolexes on hollywood blvd

scott mclaughlin: luxury car salesman

josef newgarden: commercial actor (e.g. billy mays)

christian lundgaard: valet driver for a very fancy restaurant

pietro fittipaldi: STNA in a skilled nursing facility

graham rahal: used car salesman

david malukas: he teaches a children's program in the reptile section of the zoo

felix rosenqvist: real estate agent (derogatory)

agustin canapino: slumlord

romain grosjean: personal injury lawyer

rinus veekay: long-term substitute teacher (middle school)

christian rasmussen: deli counter at a boujee grocery store. makes really good sandwiches

marcus armstrong: receptionist at an animal hospital

alex palou: men's warehouse salesman

scott dixon: trauma surgeon

linus lundqvist: he operates the excavator at construction sites

kyffin simpson: unemployed, but his dad is a lawyer and he makes sure everyone knows

alexander rossi: i dont know but he's in witness protection

pato o'ward: occupational therapist

marcus ericsson: electrical engineer (currently doing an apprenticeship)

kyle kirkwood: park ranger at like yosemite or smth

colton herta: sales associate at a local smoke shop (very knowledgable)

sting ray robb: junior funeral director because it's the family business but he wants to be a pediatric dental hygienist

santino ferrucci: serving 18 months for aggravated assault

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

Like is it bad of me to want seb, Daniel and even mick to switch over to indycar?? Like I would be 10x more exciting and I’d love to see it

insane to imagine daniel slowly losing his will to race and being out of his mind depressed at mclaren and then, like, as an aside, out of nowhere, dave le'aupepe from gang of youths–the band you were tweeting abt in 2015–sends you a text that they’re emailing you a song that hasn’t been released yet from their new album and they’ve literally included your name in the lyrics and its literally fucking “goal of the century” ??? that song?? 

Turkey GP Penalties

Free Practice

HAM took a 10 place grid penalty for using Power Unit Elements

SAI was required to start at the back of the grid due to using Power Unit Elements

GAS, STR, MAZ, GAS, GIO, VET, MAZ, ALO, LEC, PER RAI, NOR, SAI, RUS, HAM, MSC, OCO, BOT, RIC, TSU, had their race times deleted for exceeding track limits at some point during Free practice

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Qualifying

RAI, GIO, MSC, MAZ, HAM, TSU, LEC, SAI, LAT, VER, VET, RUS had their race times deleted for exceeding track limits

RIC was required to start at the back of the grid due to using Power Unit Elements

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Race

GAS was given a 5 second time penalty and 2 penalty points for causing a collision with ALO

2021 Season

It’s mr star war himself!!

He’s like a kid on his first day of school I adore him so much you don’t even understand what he means to me

Based on this image vv

I need to have a Scrooge arc but with the one from a Muppets Christmas Carol

Do you think Toto has banned any ‘we’re not in kanas anymore’ jokes in the Mercedes paddock?? Asking for a friend

Austrian GP Penalties

Free Practice 1-3 -GAS, MAZ MSC, LEC, SAI, GIO, LAT, RAI, ALO had their race times deleted at turn 9 for exceeding track limits at some point during Free practice

-GAS, HAM, RAI, ILO, TSU, RAI, VET, MAZ, OCO, LAT, SAI, LEC, STR had their race times deleted at turn 10 for exceeding track limits at some point during Free practice

-RAI was fined €900 for speeding in the pit lane

-OCO was fined €400 for speeding in the pit lane

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Qualifying -GAS, LAC, RIC had their race times deleted at turn 9 for exceeding track limits

-ALO had their race times deleted at turn 10 for exceeding track limits

-VET dropped 3 grid positions and was given 1 penalty point for impeding of car 14

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Race -GIO was given a 5 second time penalty and 2 penalty points for overtaking during a safety car

-NOR was given a 5 second time penalty and 2 penalty points for forcing another driver off the track

-TSU was given 2 5 second time penalty and 1 penalty point for failing to enter the pit lane right of the white lines

-PER was given 2 5 second time penalty and 2 penalty points for forcing another driver off the track

-STR was given a 5 second time penalty for speeding in the pit lane

-RAI was given a drive through penalty, imposed after the race adding 20 seconds to the elapsed time, and 2 penalty points for causing a collision with VET (car 5)

-MAZ and LAT was given a 10 second stop and go penalty imposed after the race adding 30 seconds to the elapsed time and 3 penalty points for not respecting double waved yellow flags

-MAZ, GIO, RAI, MSC, GAS had their race times deleted at turn 9 for exceeding track limits

-TSU, GAS, VET, TSU, SAI, RAI, ALO, LEC, RIC had their race times deleted at turn 10 for exceeding track limits

2021 Season