I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
Friends!
I’ve been craving the catharsis of body horror extra hard recently- Please give me your favorite body horror media recommendations 🙏
Mostly looking for movies, but books are cool too!
(Pls note that I don’t have the time to commit to a full tv series or anything long like that right now)
Having to go to work tomorrow when I should be drawing yaoi might genuinely kill me
i think i sleep better the less my body moves at night. i always sleep really well immediately after changing my sheets when i have the full weight of my weighted blanket pressing down on me and the sheets are still tucked in so i can’t toss and turn as easily. i think being strapped down at night would do me well
Every day, without fail- I have at least one social interaction that solidifies a devastating truth: my sense of humor is painfully millennial
I need to get a job desperately but I have school and an internship for school so idk where I’ll find the time for even a part time job
Anyone interested in a scrumpledfansly bc it’s calling to me right about now
Need to go see Lebanon Hanover
They will be so close to me
I have no moneyyyyyyyyyy
Beholding? More like Holding these
I be holding deez ..
Beholder? Eye hardly know.. er
Behold! These nutz
Hold my .. hold my nuts archivist…
Please… please hold me
If you’ve been scrolling for a while stop here to take a breather (maybe drink some water or smth) and…
☆〜(ゝ。∂)good luck!!
1. If you’re so funny, why are you on your own tonight?
2. If you’re so clever, why are you on your own tonight?
3. If you’re so very entertaining, why are you on your own tonight?
4. If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight???
5. Do you know it’s over????
End of questions!! I hope you had fun answering them ! :]
Crossing the road is way too social
I can’t do it I don’t understand the rules and all the cars are mad at me
Okay but I absolutely love the idea of Leon somehow also being immortal just out of his pure dedication to Camelot so when Arthur does comeback its just.
Arthur: So your magic has made you immortal and you've been alive this entire time?
Merlin: Yeah, have to fulfill the prophecy and stuff so I can’t die.
Arthur: That makes sense, sort of, but there's still something I don't understand.
Merlin: What?
Arthur: HOW THE F*CK IS LEON ALIVE???
Leon: *has been quietly eating his stew* I did say I wouldn't fall until Camelot did, apparently that included Merlin.
Hi! It's me scrumpledmilk the cool guy ever20 trans + autistic YouTube era soon 😨🫣
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