“ I Would Rather Bleed Out Than Sit Here And Talk About My Feelings For Ten Minutes”

“ People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting ‘What the fuck, that’s illegal!’ or 'You can’t do that!’ Let me speak!! ”

- The Hood

The Hood: You tricked me.

Colonel Casey: I "deceived" you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Virgil *dropping Gordon of at the airport*: Have a safe flight

Gordon: I can't really control that

Virgil *already driving off*: Die then

Scott: The GDF doesn't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us we're giving them more power

Virgil: Ok, still not a good enough reason to the use the word 'penetrate'

Konoha: What time is it?

Akaashi: Oh it's 3:13-

Bokuto: [JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE] do you mean 3 days, 16 hours, 26 minutes, and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME

I’m very laid back. I only care about two things: every person on Earth and their opinion of me, and the crushing psychological weight of being alive.

- Scott

Alan *reading a fortune cookie*: ‘If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remain the same’

Kayo *mouth full of takeout*: Kill two

“Penny where are you? This place is too fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with”

— Gordon (via incorrect-thunderbirds-quotes)

HQ!! x2

Scott: I've been trying to tell you this for years. You're bacon allergy is something Mom made up to get you to eat healthy

Virgil: That's not true! I'm allergic to lots of things: donuts, Halloween candy, not saying 'please' and 'thank you' ...

Virgil: Wait