“ When Crows Remember People Who Wronged Them And Hold Grudges, It’s ‘intelligent’ And ‘really

Gordon: I once had a crush on someone and I didn't know how to handle it so I just filled their car with heart shaped confetti

Scott: Wow

Penelope: That's so funny, I once went to FAB 1 and found it full of heart shaped confetti

Gordon: How fun! I have to go and water my dog now

John:What’s wrong with you?

Scott: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Tanaka: So where are you from? Heaven?

Ennoshita: That's right, I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pickup line.

Jeff: What did I tell you about underage drinking?

Scott: You said as long as I bring back enough for you too you don’t care what I do

Scuba for days

Sometimes you just gotta throw your broski into the ocean.

"It's like my Father used to say: It's only a walk of shame if you're capable of feeling shame"

- Virgil Tracy, fondly reminiscing

You think she’s listening but then she just does the exact opposite of what you say!

- Scott, about Kayo

Gordon, still up at 3am: If you work on a farm and your job is to look after the chickens, you are a chicken tender

Alan, eyes wide, staring at the ceiling: ...

Scott: You think I enjoy being the mother hen to you all?

Virgil:

John:

Kayo:

Gordon:

Alan:

Scott:… Alright fine! It’s like crack to me!

Kenma: I've made the decision to trust you.

Kuroo: A horrible decision, really.