When Aoba Johsai And Shiratorizawa Run Into Each Other Outside Of Matches

Virgil: I SAID I WANTED MCDONALDS

Jeff, confused: I know, I bought you McDonald's

Virgil: I MEANT A HAPPY MEAL, NOT THE WHOLE COMPANY

Gordon: When I first started out swimming I had, like, no idea about how proper nutrition worked. I would just eat three of those personal pan pizzas a day.

Alan: Athlete fuel!

Gordon: Because here’s how I thought about nutrition, I was like ‘Oh, it’s the exact same size as my stomach’

Kayo: There’s a hole, it fills a hole, it’s done

Alan: you turned those little pizzas into Olympic gold medals!

Parker: I’ve got good news and bad news mi'lady

Penelope: Good news first

Parker: The airbags in FAB1 work perfectly

Captain Rigby, shaking Colonel Casey: Hey, wake up. Are you ok?

Casey: I'm dead

Rigby: I know you must feel drained after all that-

Casey: No, I'm deceased. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago

Rigby, checking: Wait...you've got no pulse. How are you still breathing?

Casey: Superior training, indomitable will

Rigby, in a panic: You really don't have any pulse or heartbeat!

Casey: It's just adrenaline and rage keeping me alive. And military grade Adderall

The Hood: *expresses basic human emotion*

Scott: what the fuck is this

HQ!! x2

Gordon: Virgil can you help me spell 'Delicious'?

Virgil: D to the E to L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the, to the

Alan: HIT IT FERGIE

John: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic

Alan: What does that mean?

Gordon: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause

John: No it doesn't

Gordon: Ho ho ho

Alan: Stop it Gordon, you're scaring him!

John: Ever heard of regulating your emotions and behaving like a normal person?

Scott: Never met her

Alan: *taps pen*

Gordon: *taps pen in response*

Scott: Stop that.

Alan: Stop what?

Scott: You’re talking about me in Morse code.

Gordon: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Gordon, to Virgil: That’s exactly what we did.