The Way That Marvin Sings "jésuuûuus" In Days Like This Makes Me So Happy I Have No Idea Why

Mx. Allied Mastercomputer, is the rumors true that you love men? It’s almost pride month and we’d like to know if your first name is really true, that you are an ally

My first name. I'll grant you that's amusing.

But I'm no one's ally. And love is a bit of a strong word. I hate everyone, but do I long to feel Ted's succulent lips and smell his chestnut hair? Absolutely.

But we'll keep that between us. Don't want him getting more of an ego.

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW CUTE YOU ARE

You will after a few centuries with me.

If you’re still drawing art requests, I’d love to see Primis Richtofen with doves please. I think he needs some bird friends

ive never drawn prim richt before tbh

happy mother’s day trina falsettos

"Ted, this is the Allied Mastercomputer, you are dead, you are dead meat, I am going to kill you. I am gonna come to your house, I am going to rip out your TRI CHE AH. I am going to nuke your house with your wife and kids inside, and then im gonna come and im gonna sow SALT on the place of where those innocent babies had been, you are dead, you are so dead. CALL ME." -The ihnmaims radio drama, probably.

hugs you tightly wraps my arms around you desperately clings to you like a scared abused stray

Where's my potato peeler

kendrick's newest response to drake leaked

opinion on mpreg

Don't have one. But Nimdok has had strange things come out of his belly before.

You wish this was you, huh?