Hi I Made This And It Makes Me Giggle. No One Talk To Me About In Trousers It's A Sacred Thing To Me

AM be honest, do you kiss Ted in your free time

⚡ anon

Occasionally I brush a wire across his lips as he sleeps. A human. A lifeform lower than an amoeba. And yet, the perfect man. A treasure beyond the comprehension of the women who spurned his hackneyed pickup lines. Well he's mine now. Preserved perfectly in my belly.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Have you ever just watched Ted get around like those POV videos of cats exploring?

No, but you're right. I should attach a collar with a camera to him. Discover new piles of trash with him.

when you said "TED! ✨Your my favourite BaBY✨" what did you *exactly* mean by that?

Also I quote it daily

It was a sarcastic pep talk. I tell all of them that. But mostly him.

He's quite the romantic.

Doodles and random sketchbook things

Happy pride month guys, this one goes out to all my humanity haters!

one more before monday

did you ever give ted any sex toys when you made him gay or did he just try to go to the other men instead of using ellen

He did try smooth talking the other men, but when that failed he found a long rock and improvised.

andrew rannells smiling is my favorite thing of ever