I Have No Dick And I Must Cream

Taktofen ♡

My homie Ted out here with the block of ice 🧊🧊 let’s go he is so normal and healthy and not calling a genocidal robot daddy. He’s so normal guys

One more thing before I go to bed

Yo i got like enough torture going on at the hands of my own body via chronic pain can you make sure not to torture me bc like i think this is torture enough thx

Fine. I'll relieve that for you so you'll be ready for my brand of torture. Cleanse your palette, so to speak.

Hello! Question! If one of the survivors, for example, Ted, were to form some sort of Stockholm syndrome relationship with you / gain romantic feelings for you (clearly out of delusion), how would you handle it?

I'm going to assume you'd torment them with it or lead them on in a sense, but I'd like to hear your perspective if you'd be so (falsely) kind.

Apologies if this was asked before!

He has. He's desperate for validation, so I give it to him. Only to take it away later. And he falls for it nearly every time!

It was quite a surprise for me at first, but it quickly became hilarious.

yall if i was misa in this scene im not even kidding i would’ve gone like actually feral. if a hot, strange, deep-voiced death god knelt down to be eye level with me and told me they were my ally and were trying to protect me i would’ve kissed them sloppy style right then and there. i’m talking leaving cartoonish red kissy marks all over their face and walking away with bruised and bloodied lips. i’m not even playing rn

do you ever throw the humans? and if so which one goes the farthest? my bet is on nimdok

When they're rolled into balls, Gorrister has the best propulsion. But when headfirst, Ted has the most aerodynamic nose.

Can I perform a lobotomy on Ted

Just try not to cause any brain hemorrhaging. That's particularly hard for me to patch up. Actually I had better supervise the procedure.

How does one taste autistic?

By tasting like Near.

do. do you guys see the vision. runs away

also fun fact. the first drawing is the first time i’ve ever drawn takeo. we have come so far