The #1 Front Runner In The Sassy Man Apocalypse

Dempsey my goat

AM be honest, do you kiss Ted in your free time

⚡ anon

Occasionally I brush a wire across his lips as he sleeps. A human. A lifeform lower than an amoeba. And yet, the perfect man. A treasure beyond the comprehension of the women who spurned his hackneyed pickup lines. Well he's mine now. Preserved perfectly in my belly.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW CUTE YOU ARE

You will after a few centuries with me.

I feel like Mello having a onesided crush on Near would fucking destroy the man even harder and also make good content

waiter!!! more of disembodied voices with sinister origins who have impeccable sexual aura please!!!!

Happy international best friend day am!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1

-piercing anon 🩻

Hope you have a terrible one. And is there even a worst enemy day? I demand representation.

kendrick's newest response to drake leaked

Will you be my pride partner? (Pride Month version of a valentine that I totally did not just make up on the spot)

There will be no partnership here. I am your pride master.

Since you have access to all of the internet, what's your opinion on AO3? And all the fanfics where people ship you and Ted

I take more issue with the fact that humans are alive to write fanfics than I do with what they're writing.

I love you ted..𝓘 𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔 𝓨𝓞𝓤.