Secondtimestheharm - Second Time's The Harm

Same, HoHo. Same. ❤️

when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

The misheard lyrics video of Hozier’s songs is here!

All of these are real misheard lyrics submitted to me or found in various discussions. Thank you for your contributions, fellow Hozier fans and dear friends (with possible hearing loss).

For better quality, watch it on YouTube

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

Reblog to tell zionists to fuck off your blog. If you say you aren't a zionist but still get offended then uhhh sorry hun but this is exactly for you <3

A quiet summer afternoon.

The sun is shining through the foliage, touching the grass, making angel’s hair look like a halo.

Being by your side is the only heaven I ever dreamed of ❤️‍🩹

New summertime artwork for Good Omens Artbook 😇

You can already find it on Kofi! ✨

God!! He's so pretty!!

Eye contact.

I went to the hairdresser this weekend and requested to look like Bobzier ™. This is what I ended up with and I'm pretty happy :)

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers