NOBODY CALL OR TEXT I AM TOO BUSY FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

for the past few nights i’ve been having this recurring dream about hozier on a cooking show. the dream is only a few seconds long it’s commercial-esque and in it the host (?) goes “hozier, what are we cooking today?” and hozier looks into the camera (straight at me) with fear in his eyes like a deer in headlights and says, “oh, god. i don’t know.” and then it cuts to my next dream

Hozier Unreleased Songs

Pre-Debut

Wasteland, Baby!

Unreal Unearth

Go piss girl

drugged ex-prince whumpee being used as an example/trophy at the parties that Whumper— who had recently overthrown the king— throws...

All 13 full moons of 2023

i love a good magic-related fever. Maybe it's a curse, maybe it's overuse of powers, but no matter what, it's not responding to the things a normal fever would. Medicine, rest, cold baths. Nothing works and they just have to live with it until either it passes or they break the curse. :)

Fr

Call that the second coming of Christ

Spring mushrooms