Peter:*stabs Tony With A Plastic Spoon* ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ. ᴰᵒ

Slytherin: better than you? Probably

Ravenclaw: smarter than you? Indeed

Hufflepuff: kinder than you? Without a doubt

Gryffindor: hotel? Trivago

me day 1 of harringrove: wow their hate sex would be amazing

me day 23 of harringrove: billy wants steve to call him baby and pet his hair

Erwin: [pointing at a board that says "Being eaten by a titan"] There's only one thing worse than being eaten by a titan. Boom! [lifts paper to reveal "Child" so it says "child being eaten by a titan"].

Levi: A CHILD!

Eren: NO.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) - dir. Joe Johnston

EREN “AMPUTEE-KUN” “DADDY” JAEGER

taehyung’s ‘i don’t care’ attitude

bonus:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

Newt: Hogwarts

Queenie: Ilvermorny

me, an intellectual: Pigfarts

harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd