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don’t you think mickey milkovic and billy hargrove should sit down and talk to each other 

okay but you're all forgetting the original Red and Blue Gays

(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)

Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?

Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.

Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?

Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?

summary of the harry potter series

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

Harry: Hey babe

Ginny, Cho, Cedric, Draco, Voldy: Yes?

Harry: …

Harry: Hey my obsession

Draco: hA SUCK IT LOSERS

*loud footsteps approaching*

richie, entering with light up sneakers: i got new shoes

Billy: hey babe ... happy 1 year

Steve:

Steve: i'm 18

Crowley : Can you do that thing ?

Aziraphale : What thing ?

Crowley : You know ,that thing that makes me happy

Aziraphale : Oh *smiles*

Crowley ,softly : Thanks

the avengers’ favorite musicals:

tony stark: heathers

steve rogers: hamilton

bucky barnes: book of mormon

clint barton: be more chill

bruce banner: dear evan hansen

natasha romanoff: les miserables

thor: grease

loki: wicked

peter parker: a very potter musical