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Person A: Wake up, darling!

Person B: *continues sleeping*

Person A: I made you coffee.

Person B: Oh that's really nice of you but I will stab you if you don't let me sleep.

Person A: *slowly backs out of the room*

Deadpool totally would do it 

Found the best edit I’ve ever seen ohmygod

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Eren Yeager || Chapter 74

“Shingeki no Kyojin” 「Levi Ackerman」~ Ch. 81 ღ˘⌣˘ღ

Harry: ugh I hardly slept last night

Hermione: you know when you can’t sleep it means someone is thinking about you

Harry: who the hell is thinking about me at 2 am???

Draco: [sweats nervously]

Pansy: Aren't you gay?

Draco: me? GAY?

Draco: I love everything about women.

Draco: Their bodies,

Draco: boobs,

Draco: *looks at smudged writing on hand* Virginias.

He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

100% what actually happened guys

HEY GUYS HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHY BILLY HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON MRS. WHEELER?

I just understood that that’s because she looks like his mother. You know all this blond curls, charming, beautiful. And maybe he thought that if his mother loved him so much so will mrs.wheeler? It’s kinda blew my mind. I guess all he ever wanted was just love.