Max: I Know You Like My Brother, Steve

Dudley:who is Cedric?

Dudley:Your boyfriend?

Draco:

richie: [comes home and eddie is waiting for him in the living room]

richie: am i in trouble?

eddie: take a guess

richie: no ??

eddie: take another guess

uncle vernon: you know what? that’s it. you’re in time out. get on top of the fridge!

harry, while climbing on top of the fridge: this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

Yuri P: so how exactly did you two crash the car?

Yuuri: we were driving, and there was a deer in the middle of the road which Viktor didn’t notice. So I yelled, “Viktor, deer!”

Viktor: …

Yuuri: tell Yurio what your reply was, Viktor.

Viktor: “Yes, honey?”

when u dress up as ur favorite shark and look damn good in it 👌 🦈 (redbubble sticker!!)

The blue and red paladin 🌟 

GUYS

I just realized a thing

You know how Levi’s pupils are always tiny tiny little dots?

well

look at this gif

and you know what they say, your pupils become bigger when you look at the person you like/love

guys

it’s canon

Steve: he called me pretty boy

Nancy: uhum

Steve: he keeps looking at me and licking his lips

Nancy: sure

Steve: and omg the shower thing. this can only mean one thing

Nancy: yes………

Steve: he hates me

Nancy:

blue eyed siblings watching their doe-eyed princesses

when you’re hopelessly in love, but you’re pretending that you’re too cool for this shit.