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“You told her the wave was seven feet.

You ran to her, on the beach.

There were seagulls.

She wore a hat with a blue ribbon.

A long dress with a blue and red flower.

Yellow sandals, covered in sand.

She was pretty.

She was really pretty.

And you…

You were happy.”

Billy: YOU USED TO RUN THE SCHOOL, THEN YOU TURNED BITCH.

Steve:

Otabek: ask your parents if it's okay to go out together

Yuri: i don't need their permission.

Yuuri: you can go

Yuri: thanks dad

Harry: Is something burning?

Draco, leaning seductively against counter: Just my burning desire for you.

Draco: Also, the bread-cooker is on fire.

Harry: Fucking hell, not the toaster again!

Drarry + Texts - Part 3

Heh.

honestly though, if steve is like petting billy’s hair or something and stops, billy pinches him because he’s too embarrassed to say “please pet my hair” and is also an actual cat.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

you: the cursed child

me, an intellectual: a very potter musical

The Very Potter Musical Trilogy

if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.

look at voldemort

also umbridge

Lucius is fabulous

and oh my god snape

and everyone loves harry

then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar

but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT

and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever

WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY

AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM