So are we going to talk about that for Max, independence day will always be the day when she cried over her brother's dead body? And how those children are young to have this shit instead of national holiday? I just-
me scrolling through the harringrove tag on AO3 trying to find new fics to read and realizing that i’ve read them all
He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”
aesthetic boys
Slytherin: better than you? Probably
Ravenclaw: smarter than you? Indeed
Hufflepuff: kinder than you? Without a doubt
Gryffindor: hotel? Trivago
draco & harry: [fighting and swinging at each other behind the counter]
ron: can i get a waffle... can i please get a waffle...
Richie: *talking to Eddie* Well hello there, you’re looking very
Richie: *seductively takes of glasses*
Richie: Blurry.
i love these idiots
Draco [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.
Harry [enters the room, noticeably dishevelled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Newt: Hogwarts
Queenie: Ilvermorny
me, an intellectual: Pigfarts