Secret-in-void - Over The Starry Sea Is Where I Want To Go

I totally agree 👍

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

You CAN do deep squats, my friend!

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

HERE YOU GO FUCKERS, HERE IS ME. AND MY HOUSE ARREST BRACELET. 

SO FUCK YOU FOR CALLING ME A LIAR/ATTENTION WHORE

AND SAYING THAT THOSE SHOES WEREN’T MINE/ME AND THAT I’M NOT EVEN ON FUCKING HOUSE ARREST, WHICH I FUCKING AM.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

why the fuck would i even lie about this shit ? srsly.

kill the shift manager in your brain

i'm a firm believer that there's nothing funnier than professional minecraft players who Only know their very specific niche, so the second they try to do anything outside of said niche they're fucked. there's nothing more entertaining than watching a speedrunner who knows every little mechanic on how to optimize beating the game struggle to craft a fence. or watching a builder whose constructed cities bigger than real-life countries figure out they can equip shields in their offhand for extra protection. genuinely peak comedy