Ordered Pizza From A Small Local Place And They Didnt Actually Cut It So I've Chosen To Revert To A Wild

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

catholic pez

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

Seriously I often think that I'm so messed up so this is the thing that I need so much

reminders to myself:

- i am not a burden

- i am allowed to make mistakes

- i am not worthless

- i have purpose

- i am loved even if it doesn’t always feel like it

- i have a future

- i am not a bad person

- i am trying my best and that matters

- i deserve to love myself

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

I do not want to ruin my exam please Madam Zeroni please forsaken me

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”