Honestly Doctor Who Peaked With The Ninth Doctor Telling A Dalek To Kill Itself, Doctor Who Could Never

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

i love ulta bc they don’t even pretend to tell u you’re poor. the store is literally divided

The right answer

he panicked

Forever in pursuit of the powerful delivery of "all yours" in the chorus of kate bushes babooshka

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information