Common Frank Bidart Banger (from "In The Ruins," In Half-Light: Collected Poems 1965-2016)

DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

Trying to frame pro-Luigi "punks" negatively by sharing that they *checks notes* hate pedophiles is hilarious

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

Me with my research papers

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence