I Cannot Make Content You Wish To See If You Do Not Tell Me, For I Am Not A Robot.

I used to have a pogo stick when I was 14 because I was really into doing stupid little videos and stunts and wanted to be like the jackass/cky guys. I used to tell my mom I was gonna go outside and pogo but really I’d walk around the block and smoke cigarettes. So yeah, I can assure you, pogo sticks are in fact real. 🙃

Damn really imagine

Like

“Yes I’m going out to pogo”

“No mother this isn’t a phase I’m going out to POGO and you CANNOT stop me”

Dr. Gears update! He’s out of surgery!!!!

As taken from his fundraiser page: 

“He’s out of surgery! The procedure went without complications. It did take longer than they were expecting but the doctor wanted to take her time. Samples were taken to be tested, and we should know the results and have an idea of any further steps that we’ll need to take. Thank you again! Thank you for your prayers, thoughts, well wishes, and your support! It means so very much to us!”

Wonderful song called “Not the Villain” by S. J. Tucker that’s basically Roceit and that’s my thesis on why it should be on Janus’ playlist

That bomb threat at our school took forever to clear

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

You guys

IM FUCKING DYING I LOVE THIS BOT

I honestly get really defensive??? When people think I was born in the state I live in??? Like, Fuck no, I wasn’t born in a blue state with a red family!! That’s not how it works!!!

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

IM FUCKING DYING I LOVE THIS BOT

was doing a kiss meme on twitter and got 3 osiris/saint requests so i am crossposting them!!!