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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Sometimes when I haven't taken my adhd meds, I don't even get a whole song stuck in my head. Sometimes it's shit like a 10-second loop of a single line "now where is the one that you called god?" sung to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song.

if this gets 10,000 notes by 12.00 saturday 7th december 2024 GMT no more self-harm. for 3 months.

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

let's recap what we've learned about the United States in the last few days.

things that are terrorism:

allegedly shooting a healthcare CEO whose company generated more pure profit (not revenue, profit) in a year than the GDP of 94 countries, exclusively by denying coverage to people who pay for it

a 42-year-old mother of 2 using the wrong combination of 7 words during a heated conversation with a call center employee at a health insurance company who was in the process of denying her health coverage.

things that are not terrorism:

mass shooting in a Black church to incite a race war

going to a BLM protest specifically to kill protestors

a neo-nazi running over a crowd of people, killing a woman

targeting and killing 23 latinos in an el paso, texas walmart

killing 12 people in a theatre, shooting 58 others, rigging your apartment with explosives

a QAnon groyper killing 7 and shooting ~50 at a 4th of July parade

killing 3 people and shooting several others at a Planned Parenthood in defense of the unborn

stalking someone relentlessly and then killing them and their child despite months of the victim making police reports

any one of the 1,200 murders committed by US police yearly, the vast majority being minorities

tightening your border while ~100 immigrants (including children) drown every year in the Rio Grande

United Healthcare killing an unnknowable number of elderly people by using faulty AI to deny medically necessary coverage

Aetna killing a woman by refusing to cover her cancer care

Blue Cross killing a 6-year-old by denying her appendicitis surgery

Cigna killing a 17-year-old child by denying her liver transplant

the pharmaceutical industry killing half a million people with opioids in the name of producing revenues in 2023 that rivaled the GDPs of countries like Spain, Mexico, and Australia.

the United States killing 45,000 people a year because they can't access health coverage

make sure you keep this guide handy the next time you find yourself interacting with your insurance company or any other millionaire, billionaire, or an individual who is part of a protected class such as a CEO or president of a corporation.

reblog this rat until staff gets involved

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

This is not a shitpost. It is, however, a shit post.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Dipnoi, so... I'm a fish?

With... lungs?

That sounds bad, actually.

At least I'll probably die quite fast, right?

Oh? What's that? I could live to over 100? As a lungfish?

Please, somebody kill me.

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).