Love The Word "methinks". Like Lol. Yeah. Me Sure Is Thinksing.

I'm dostoevski's ridiculous man

Happy Valumtimes!

you're always getting statues made, himmel. because i want everyone to remember us. unlike you we don't live that long. but i guess the biggest reason is so you won't be alone in the future. what does that mean? we're not fairy tales. we really existed.

sillies !

ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

you’d swallow the sun if you could

ADHD wrapped

You took 15 600 milligrams of goverment assigned meth

You forgot to take your medicine 105 times

You spent 73 hours on the toilet doing something weird to your body hair or nails

You had to throw away 7 loafs of bread because you forgot about them and they grew mold

You spent 720€ on items you never used

You forgot to make 6 important calls

You gained 12 new hobbies that turned out to be a new object you thought would change your life. You don't even remember buying the crocheting stuff thats haunting your bedroom.

“She represented all the heroines of romance — she was Desdemona one night, and Ophelia the other; if she died as Juliet, she came to life as Imogen.”

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (1891)

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