sgtpepperandthesalts

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Fiona Apple - backstage passes

Johnny Doggs and his potatoes is worse than a Mother during Christmas dinner.

i love when he said this in Evil Dead 2

I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it's probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn't being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you're not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say "we love faggots" but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying "I love being a faggot" it feels so more real.

and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say "haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️‍🌈" we should be able to publicly execute their ceo

An entire fanfiction, but I make Y/N talk like Theo Von.

tgf was the start of my awakening that lead to jackass obsession 🤔

Ray Stantz getting dome from a ghost you will always be famous.

Imagine hating on me but i spend my free time maladaptive daydreaming about getting raw dogged by fictional men

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

Skyler White if Breaking Bad was awesome: please sell estrogen to my husband

At least two major artists (Lady Gaga and Chappell Roan) making a point to vocally support trans people the Grammys is a big deal in this political climate.

"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

Silent Hill 3 (2003) Playstation 2 north america / japan / europe

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

joker comic book covers

Howard Wolowitz as a concept hurts less if i imagine him as butch jewish lesbian

Know that I mean it when I say: I would rob banks and sell my feet pictures to make "Getting High with the Gallaghers" a reality.

why would u want 2 b the most fuckable person in the grocery store when u can b the most 'buying groceries fast and going home' person in the grocery store

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

looooove watching a movie and i have nobody to talk to it about

abigail and john marston my beloveds

I know I post a lot about Geta and Caracalla but Macrinus was actually one of my favorite characters of the movie

However, Macrinus from real life is also incredibly interesting. Imagine killing the emperor only to rule for A YEAR alongside your 8 YEAR OLD SON and then be dethroned by a 14 year old trans girl who's pretending to be a bastard child of the very same man you killed (she's actually like a cousin or niece of his)

Iconic boyfail of history