Latest Posts by shadow-nightshades-blog - Page 3

That true i guess

When a guy doesn't have a good pick up line😆😆😆😆

Don't be rude 2 the catto sir or ma'am.

me when I fucking drink water

O WANT 2 BE THIS GUY FRIEND SOOO BAD .

Keeping Myself Entertained While Parked (COMPILATION 2.0)

AHHHHHH LITTLE FLOOF LITTLE FLOOF TOO CUTE😖😖😖😖😖

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Oh holy velociraptor bring me thy victory today.

Floofy bady

Luna waiting patiently for her breakfast

That hunger is real 4 this cat

the hunger

Corn cat bestow me with many corn

SOFT FLOOF BUN BABY

“She demands cuddles on days I get to work from home.”

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...y...y do u do this.

ITS A BUN OMG 😲😻😻😲😻😲😻😲😻😲😻😲

Does yuki fit?

Double nana. Double luck. For 2 years..... FUCK IT I'M IN IT 4 THE LUCK.👍👍👍👍

Two years?! I’m in!

FLOOFY CHILD 😆😆😆

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

WHAT THE FUCK Y WOULD SOMEONE BE A DICK AND JUST TELLS U 2 GO KILL UR SELF AND THEN SAY "I'M SORRY" FUCK DON'T TELL SOMEONE 2 GO KILL THEMSELF UNLESS UR PREPARED 4 WATS 2 COME. JESUS CHRIST.😡😡😡😤😤😤😠😠😠👿👿👿😾😾😾👺👺👺

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Meeeeee 😆😆😆😆

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

Pfffff i would do that hahahaha.😂😂😂😹😹😹😹

oblivious

FUCK YEAH IT'S ALWAYS HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

LOOK AT THIS LONG BOY!!!!!

Truuuuue in sooo many ways.

this feels appropriate

I would totally do this.😂😂😂😹😹

Me writing down obscure details about my ocs NOBODY fucking cares about

LOOKS SAD HAS WONKY EYE AND LOOK 2 CUTE. MUST KEEP SAFE AND MUST REBLOG THIS.😍😍😍😍

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I would totally do this.

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

Oof my heart can't handle the cuteness *dies*

Pfffff wtf the bunny

FUCKING PREACHING FUCKING PREACHING.

but really guys

tampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periods

should be a thing

wrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures 

make kids feel comfortable about something natural that happens to their bodies. 

and for goodness sake

don’t sexualize it

Sooo much floof😍😍😍😻😻😻😻

Moth Momma, but with XTRA FLOOF (ft. Her Bapeys)

Aahhhh creamy don't be sad

Omg omg omg 😲 😲😲😲😲😲

Independent Together performed by Steg (Greg + Steven Universe Fusion)

Hahaha 2 funny not 2 reblog and im totally plankton hahahahahha😂😂😂

Vocal warmups.