TRANSMASC SWAG FINALS

I’ll just drop these here before I get super busy ‼️

Starline Colopicked-Transmasc Flags ‼️

(Flags from left to right: berry transmasc and strawberry transmasc ‼️)

<Spur into battle this one last time‼️_>

<Stand with Starline ‼️_>

<I believe in you ‼️_>

<(Current lead at the time of reblogging: 3.8%)_>

TRANSMASC SWAG FINALS

(for real bc I made it a week this time <3)

ROUND ONE PART A: TRANSMASC SWAG

ROUND ONE PART C: MOST TRANSMASC SWAG

I have replaced the dragons in Skyrim with the state of Ohio.

@melancholy-corner

Here’s that list of our headmates you asked for!

(Keep in mind I refer to everyone as roommates instead of headmates! ✨)

Sources:

Sonic The Hedgehog:

Amy (Most likely our first roommate | I’ve never met them before, but Runner had mentioned them before [which is the only reason I know they exist- please come back so I can talk to you 😭🤞 /lh])

Runner (The first roommate I found out about! | She doesn’t come around much, but she’s very fun to be around /gen, pos | She also likes bears [especially Animal Crossing bears] a lot /lh, pos)

Shadow (Our second found roommate ✨ | I found out he was around because he had some really loud thoughts about private stuff I won’t get into without his permission, but it was something serious. He also adopted me as his kid [which was originally a joke 😭 /lh] ⭐️ /pos)

Rachel [Mephiles] | A surprise to the system! /pos | I joked around about someone lurking in the shadows, and I mentioned that Mephiles (the character I’m general) would also lurk in shadows, and he started talking all of a sudden 😭 /lh (I guess they took on that identity???) | Also, it sounds really sleepy almost all the time /lh

Michael [Mephiles] | Also a fun person to be around! They’re pretty charismatic when it comes to just about everything /pos | Also, please come to the front more /lh

Sprint [Sonic] | Someone I haven’t interacted with all that much (he’s pretty snooty though 😒 /hj, lh) | She’s pretty bad at picking out Pokémon names (/lh), but she’s alright I guess /lh

Silver | One of my favorite people (I might be biased because I’m platonically married to him, but still✨ /lh) | He’s pretty energetic and friendly, so I recommend having a chat with him sometime ⭐️

Infinite | Another of my favorites (he uses neopronouns ❗️✨ /pos) | He’s cool, calm, collected, and totally awesome! /pos | Plus, he manages to sound cool even in headspace (near the front, whatever phrasing you wanna use /lh) where I can barely tell if people sound a certain way, which is actually so impressive??? /pos, gen

Surge | Favorite number three 🎉 (And she also uses neopronouns and loves them just as much as I do ⁉️ /pos) | She’s so protective, I swear 😭 /lh, pos | Dark Gaia help you if you stand in the way of her goals (and by goals, I mean matching pfps with me 💀 /lh)

Bunnie (She/They) | A delightful person! | She sprang up (no pun intended) basically out of nowhere, but I love her chipper mood and mannerisms ✨ | She calls people “sugar” so much and she’s barely been around for long /pos, lh

Friday Night Funkin’

Soft Pico | My final favorite person ✌️ | He might not know what Pokémon or Amomg Us is, but damn if he won’t put at least a little interest into them /lh | Love this guy 🤞 /romant- I mean, platonic

I think that’s about everyone! Obviously I’ll update this is the future when we get any other roommates, but that’s all we have right now!

-🌀

I'll be completely honest, I followed your blog due to your absolute passion in the Starline Poll :wheeze:

HELP 😭

I HAD TO LET EM’ KNOW HE HAD SWAG 🗣️‼️

~Sonic/Nikalo/Nikki

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

(If you don’t want me to reblog this, let me know and I’ll delete it ‼️)

As someone who’s been told to “get the fuck over myself” (and also been called an “absolute wanker” in the same sentence but that’s more funny than anything) and been accused of cheating over posting propaganda for the same character poll you’re probably talking about, I definitely get where you’re coming from 😭 /gen, neg

Maybe wait until the whole thing blows over (if you still feel like posting your art at that point, but I think you should because your artstyle is cute ‼️ /pos) ❓

Do whatever you feel would be best for you ‼️

~Sonic/Nikalo/Nikki 🌀‼️

sonic fandom is Scary. people are taking character polls way too seriously :(

SONIC POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHOWDOWN

ROUND ONE MATCH FIVE

Propaganda for Starline:

"crushes on Eggman, gets rejected, stalks the man and acts like he's over him (not), damages 2 kids irreversibly JUST to imitate Sonic and Tails. Dude died by being gaslit. Idk what's wetter or more pathetic than this"

Propaganda for Surge:

"She bases all her self worth on whenever she is able to beat sonic in a fight or not. Sonic always kicks her ass tho. I think it's pretty pathetic."

ROUND ONE PART A: TRANSMASC SWAG