Gay.

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

This might just be my brain being weird, but I find it so funny that Jean would say this. Because, in another life, Nathaniel would have been number three, and Jean would have been four. But this is the only version of the story that Jean doesn't die, the one that he is three instead of four.

Hufflepuff: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, everyone just kinda giggles at me and says “Aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

i’m not hot enough to make up for how weird i am

I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.

matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier

neil:

🌊 sketch

holy queer kids' trinity: six of crows, all the young dudes, the raven cycle.

Amren: she is your mate, not your spy! Go get her!

Rhysand: she is my mate AND my spy...

Amren:

Rhysand: and the High Lady of the Night Court

Everyone: