During Neil's time in Evermore ik it was bad and traumatic but the idea of a disgruntled Jean with l'oreal box of hair dye and a death wish and no fucking clue how to even begin is funny.
Jean, muttering : these instructions are in english and french and I still have no idea what I'm supposed to do with the second bottle.
Neil : fucking drink it you french bastard.
somebody: haha ur gay
you: no u [insert smirk emoji]
I find it so funny that Neil had the breath to insult Riko, but not to literally save his life lol.
kevjean moodboard
Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”
Me to the author when they describe the love interest as ‘dark haired, light eyed and with a sharp jawline’
neil with jean vs neil with literally anyone else
based on this post by @joejhang
Aaron, trying to name his kids: Ever use this one?
Neil: 13. Germany. Jumped out of a moving car whilst being chased. Great times.
Aaron: For fuck sake.
Percy: my therapist started crying mid-session.
Nico: I think that means you win.
the sound I made was not human
c: @jesuisexhausted on twitter and on tumblr