Neil Abram Josten. 19 Years Old. Milport Dingoes Striker.

AU where Neil never joined the Foxes, but ended up an Exites employee. He plays short one-on-one games with players who want to test their new racquets, and has inadvertently honed his skill against so many different types of players with different expertise. Andrew's group goes to get Kevin some new equipment, and Neil knows better than to play well against him. But Kevin forgets himself and gets a little too excited about testing out a new racquet, whipping the ball at Neil so fast that Neil instinctively slams it back hard enough to light up the goal on the opposite side of the court. Kevin is slack-jawed that some random retail worker scored against him so quickly and so easily and shuts down for a minute while his brain reboots. From a distance Neil swears he hears someone mutter "Interesting". Then Kevin's brain is back online and starts begging him to try out for their team. Neil realizes their is one thing worse than being recognized by Kevin Day and dragged back to his father: not being recognized by Kevin Day and trying to convince the grown ass man to get up off the floor and stop clinging to his legs and holy shit jackass, can you pretend to have some dignity??

the ravens took 150 shots on Andrew during the first match between the two, right? but only made 13? THATS AN 8% SUCCESS RATE. ANDREW IS LITERALLY INSANE

Give me a high five. I'm proud of you. Really.

Me going into endgame knowing full well that all my faves are dying:

Me coming out of endgame when all my faves are dead:

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

jean moreau came back to himself in pieces

When you start reading “The Cruel Prince” and the prince is in fact cruel

Hufflepuff: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, everyone just kinda giggles at me and says “Aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

gps but for a way out of this