I Was So Scared For Him

Alive and uhhhh well at least alive

Aaron, trying to name his kids: Ever use this one?

Neil: 13. Germany. Jumped out of a moving car whilst being chased. Great times.

Aaron: For fuck sake.

jean moreau dying in every universe except this one. and in this one he gets three whole books to overcome it and heal and have a story of his own

“fuck you my child is completely fine!”meanwhile the child changes their personality to be based on the last book they read

god made men and sent remus lupin as an apology.

This might just be my brain being weird, but I find it so funny that Jean would say this. Because, in another life, Nathaniel would have been number three, and Jean would have been four. But this is the only version of the story that Jean doesn't die, the one that he is three instead of four.

did it hurt? when u realized fictional men written by women don't exist

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

Neil Josten has the same constant stress level as that fuck ass squirrel from Ice Age