Me Every Day Since Tsc Dropped Actually

Neil; Sorry I didn’t get Christmas presents guys

Nicky; :(

Aaron; That’s because you got BEAT ☝️🤓

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Give me a high five. I'm proud of you. Really.

Everyday I thank god (Nora) that aftg is set in college and not high school

hyperfixations come and go but the aftg special interest is forever

Sorry but I'm never going to get over Kevin chewing out the Ravens, revealing that Wymack is his dad, and dropping the "I've never been skiing" bomb on live television in the same interview, and then going "we're all going to die" while hunched over a sink the second he walked off stage. Absolutely hilarious.

Me to the author when they describe the love interest as ‘dark haired, light eyed and with a sharp jawline’

we've got greek, we've got theatre, we've got translation. can we get an insanely good "dark academia" book based around music? 🙏

Oh yeah, and Monica, Darcy, and Jimmy’s conversation about Wanda and Carol kicking Thanos’ butt is totally every Marvel fan who’s watched Endgame.